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Your Tuesday morning song—via Soul Sides: Howlin’ Wolf’s “Smokestack Lightning.”

WTOP reports UMD students are fighting with administrators over dirty bathrooms. Apparently, UMD brass are punishing the students over vandalism by not cleaning their bathrooms. The Diamondback reports students have bigger things to worry about…like murder.

Prince of Petworth reports on his jury duty experience.

The Sports Bog declares “Ovechkin Is Good.” Last night’s game is why.

Bruce Johnson explains what it was like to report yesterday’s story on a father accidently running over his toddler son with his SUV.

Intangible Arts spots an awesome bumper sticker that might be anti-Hillary. We can’t quite tell.

People must really love Target—and can’t wait for it to open in Columbia Heights to a) film this and b) post this on youtube: