I seem to be obsessing over stupid ideas these day. This one has been gnawing at me for a while. Protein water? Kellogg’s is marketing the stuff as a nutritious, delicious weight-loss tool. A blogger has debunked their claim that the whey protein and sugar solution will melt away six pounds a week. But all I can think is, does it taste like meat? Mmmm. Meat water. Maybe that’s what Meat Wad drinks.