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Via extremeskins.com: DC-bred, LA-based metal band Vyrus unveils its musical homage to the murdered Redskin, “Forever 21.”

It’s a power ballad that’s sort of, umm, “Going to California” meets “Horse With No Name.” Yeah, I’ll stick with that.

As quickie dirges go, “Forever 21” is no “Ohio.” But, what is?