Well I for one am shocked and appalled at this gothic turn of events in Eliot Spitzer’s life. Not so much for what he allegedly did but because if the allegations are true, this man BROUGHT a prostitute into Washington, D.C. We have our own prostitutes here, thanks very much, Mr. Big City, and I doubt there’s anything fancy New York prostitutes can do that our homegrown talent can’t.

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