Kudos to the New York Times for digging into Spitzer prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupré‘s MySpace page and coming up with this gem:

On the Web page is a recording of what she describes as her latest track, “What We Want,” a hip-hop-inflected rhythm-and-blues tune that asks, “Can you handle me, boy?” and uses some dated slang, calling someone her “boo.”

But the Times missed the real draw of Dupré’s site: the user comments. What do you say when your online acquaintance is revealed as a prostitute? Whatever it is, it’s probably in all caps. The highlights:

Eric Scot Porter – Music
Mar 13 2008 9:33 AM
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world,
the master calls a butterfly.
~Richard Bach

ALEON A.K.A. AL-GUTTA
Mar 13 2008 8:09 AM
NEWS CHANNELS KEEP CONTACTING ME FOR A STORY, GET BAK

A.irman1.C.eleste
Mar 13 2008 2:32 AM
It’s all bullshit but hey, free publicity right 🙂

The Official Professional Athlete Myspace Page
Mar 13 2008 1:35 AM
Thinking of you. If there is anything you need let me know. Keep smiling. Friends forever. =)

Johanner Fashion Designer
Mar 13 2008 12:30 AM
Hiya Ashley,
I just left you a comment about an hour, and suddenly I got over 300 emails about the DRAMA, I hate drama
so pretty much wanted to tell you I’m behind you, and so is everyone else
I didn’t even know it was you..
But to be honest I been to busy with Fashion Week here in LA, that I haven’t paid attention to the media, but what I seen so far everyones is in your favor,
you have a friend here
always…

Ray Dahrouge
Mar 12 2008 11:05 PM
TRIED TO BE A FRIEND BEFORE. NOTICED HOW MUCH YOU LOVED MUSIC. TRY TO CHECK
OUT MY SITE .
JUST HANG IN THERE , THINGS WILL BE COOL. MAYBE IN THE FUTURE WE’LL SHARE MUSICICAL THOUGHTS.
SINCERE BEST OF LUCK,
RAY

ALEON A.K.A. AL-GUTTA
Mar 12 2008 11:10 PM
WOW YOUR GETTING MEGA AIR-TIME, FUCK THE MEDIA

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