Kudos to the New York Times for digging into Spitzer prostitute Ashley Alexandra Dupré‘s MySpace page and coming up with this gem:

On the Web page is a recording of what she describes as her latest track, “What We Want,” a hip-hop-inflected rhythm-and-blues tune that asks, “Can you handle me, boy?” and uses some dated slang, calling someone her “boo.”

But the Times missed the real draw of Dupré’s site: the user comments. What do you say when your online acquaintance is revealed as a prostitute? Whatever it is, it’s probably in all caps. The highlights:

Eric Scot Porter – Music Mar 13 2008 9:33 AM What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. ~Richard Bach

ALEON A.K.A. AL-GUTTA Mar 13 2008 8:09 AM NEWS CHANNELS KEEP CONTACTING ME FOR A STORY, GET BAK

A.irman1.C.eleste Mar 13 2008 2:32 AM It’s all bullshit but hey, free publicity right 🙂

The Official Professional Athlete Myspace Page Mar 13 2008 1:35 AM Thinking of you. If there is anything you need let me know. Keep smiling. Friends forever. =)

Johanner Fashion Designer Mar 13 2008 12:30 AM Hiya Ashley, I just left you a comment about an hour, and suddenly I got over 300 emails about the DRAMA, I hate drama so pretty much wanted to tell you I’m behind you, and so is everyone else I didn’t even know it was you.. But to be honest I been to busy with Fashion Week here in LA, that I haven’t paid attention to the media, but what I seen so far everyones is in your favor, you have a friend here always…

Ray Dahrouge Mar 12 2008 11:05 PM TRIED TO BE A FRIEND BEFORE. NOTICED HOW MUCH YOU LOVED MUSIC. TRY TO CHECK OUT MY SITE . JUST HANG IN THERE , THINGS WILL BE COOL. MAYBE IN THE FUTURE WE’LL SHARE MUSICICAL THOUGHTS. SINCERE BEST OF LUCK, RAY

ALEON A.K.A. AL-GUTTA Mar 12 2008 11:10 PM WOW YOUR GETTING MEGA AIR-TIME, FUCK THE MEDIA