First Wily Mo Peña tears a muscle. Then Elijah Dukes strains a hammy and is listed day-to-day. This brings new meaning to the term “rehabilitation” and means I am totally screwed for blog items for the foreseeable future. Oh, and it’s the dawn of the Alex Escobar era.

UPDATE, 5:08 p.m.: Dukes says he’ll be OK! I can totally hit my blog numbers going forward!