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If, like the “alleged military wife from Fort Belvoir,” you were unable to get in to the White House egg roll, here’s another option: Ward 5 Councilmember Harry Thomas Jr. is hosting an egg hunt at the Fort Lincoln Gazebo, 3100 Fort Lincoln Drive. According to a press release, there will be face painting, Simon Says, and sack races, as well as a “picnic-style lunch of grilled hot dogs.” Parks and Rec Director Clark Ray is rumored to be coming!!! —-Mike DeBonis