$2150 is the buy-it-now price for Opening Day tickets on eBay. Here’s the seller’s pitch:

Once in a lifetime opportunity to sit behind home plate, front row, club seating for the Washington Nationals first official MLB game EVER at the Nat! Gates open at 3:30 PM, game time listed as 8:05 PM. Access to the Stars and Stripes Club. Tickets are in hand and ready to ship.

The Stars and Stripes Club sounds awfully like a Republican fundraising gimmick.