A vehicle auction begins today for autos seized by D.C. Police. There are 27 items up for bidding including a Ford Windstar, a Ford Thunderbird, and a nifty silver Volvo. Oh the history these cars must have! But not everything up for bid screams hoopdee.

I’d bid on this sucker, a 25-foot Boston Whaler:

The boat was built in 1985. It’s an old fire and rescue patrol boat. It’s current bid price is $550.