Dude. Come on. There is a Starbucks not three minutes’ walk from here. Unless you’ve got some sort of infection, there is no reasonable excuse for this sort of urban-compact-shattering behavior.
Confidential to the Man Peeing in the CP Parking Ramp
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"Y'all are doing real local D.C. journalism."
"Washington City Paper has made me feel like I am part of the D.C. community."
Dude. Come on. There is a Starbucks not three minutes’ walk from here. Unless you’ve got some sort of infection, there is no reasonable excuse for this sort of urban-compact-shattering behavior.