It is unthinkable that any team could beat the Washington Nationals, the best team in baseball. I don’t have a million dollars, but if I did, I would bet, like, half of it that the Washington Nationals won’t lose a single game this year. They’ll be like the whatever-it-was Dolphins, except they will play 162 games and win them all. It will be the most amazing feat in baseball history, and we will be there to witness it, or at least read about it the next day.
Barry Svrluga must be kicking himself for walking away from this kind of historic assignment so he can cover that free-jazz guy who’s coaching the Redskins. I am guessing that his self-kicking is taking up a lot of time, which is why there is no Nats podcast so far this year. Could someone please buy something to get Sheinin going?