Toronto FC supporter “carl” (when will “gordo” step up?) lashes out at poorly composed Canadian jokes. In advance of tomorrow’s D.C. United home opener, during which we can only hope we’re spared the horrors Columbus, Ohio, went through, Toronto FC fans have begun to hit back in droves. Well, two of them have begun to hit back, but that’s, like, 1/20000th of the Canadian population. “carl” says:

You forgot the flannel-shirt joke.

Hope you’re not paid real money to write this.

Sadly, “carl” could be talking about his own currency.

Rare footage of Canadian soccer hooligans preparing for a trip south after the jump.

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