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Ira Glass is coming May 1 to a movie theater near you. Sort of. He’s actually coming to a theater near you via satellite from a theater near him in New York. But it’s live, people, the scripted pauses, the predictable story arcs, perhaps even the grating delivery of Sarah Vowell—it’ll all be in real time. I’m more of a Radio Lab fan myself, but never say I didn’t do anything for all you TAL junkies out there. For a mere $20, watch His Glassness debut “never-before-seen extraordinary, funny, and true stories from everyday life, show outtakes, and answer audience questions.” In HD. H-fucking-D!!

Tickets went on sale today for the 8 p.m. show at the following locations:

  • Ballston Commons 12
    671 Glebe Road
  • AMC Hoffman
    206 Swam Fox Road
  • AMC Tyson’s Corner 16
    1961 Chain Bridge Road
  • Lee Highway Multiplex Cinemas
    8223 Lee Highway
  • Fairfax Towne Center
    12110 West Ox Road
  • Snowden Square
    9161 Commerce Center Dr.