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A reader at the Prince of Petworth ponders a question I’ve been wondering about for a long time: What to call the Georgia Avenue Safeway? I’ve considered Psycho Safeway, stolen from the one in Portland that was near housing for a lot of crazy invalids; Stinky Safeway, because the place is just sort of nasty; and Sober Safeway, since they don’t sell booze.