Washington City Paper did a classic Best-Of issue—you know, that alt-weekly standby in which the paper’s staff as well as readers designate their fave bars, restaurants, columnists, politicians, and places to make out.

Well, we’re well rested and ready to go again. Our Best-Of hits the streets on April 17, and it’s going to be a classic. We have 15,000 words in our hopper in the food-drink category alone! That’s enough words for, like, three longish WCP cover stories, combined.

So next Thursday, get your sturdiest handbag/backpack and get ready to haul around perhaps the heaviest edition of Washington City Paper of all time.