Ostensible Post columnist Tony Kornheiser—hey, he had something in the paper last month!—disclosed last night on Pardon the Interruption that he went to elementary school with acclaimed documentary filmmaker Errol Morris. Sadly, he noted that Morris probably doesn’t know who Tony Kornheiser is. Happily, he noted that Morris was a swirlie recipient. New York magazine’s Vulture blog is on the case. —Mark Athitakis

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