“Holy Shit!” Story of the Day: CP alum Ryan Grim reports in the Politico: Reporter is working in North Cleveland Park home yesterday when intruder ties him up, steals his computer, phone, etc., and threatens to come back with muscle. Reporter realizes wife’s computer is still there. Reporter e-mails Tennesee senator’s press secretary, who calls 911 for him. Press secretary calls cops. Everyone is happy. Holy shit! —-Mike DeBonis