Members of former boy band Hanson have disclosed that prior to next week’s show at the State Theatre they will go on a “one-mile” walk around Falls Church “to raise money and consciousness for fighting AIDS and poverty in Africa.”

Noble cause, Mmmmm-Boppers. But…one mile? One? For real?

Oh, well. AIDS and poverty have plagued Africa for so long already. What’s a while longer?

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