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Via Nationals Journal, this wonderful post from the St. Petersburg Times about Elijah Dukes‘ probation for a misdemeanor drug charge. The Nats told NJ’s Barry Svrluga Dukes was at the Nats’ training facility in Viera, Fla., rehabilitating his hamspring.

In fact he was cleaning out cages at Child magazine’s #1 Family Friendly Zoo in America, the Lowry Park Zoo. Coincidentally, Lowry Park is reporting possible closures in its Florida Wildlife Center.