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Some things, once seen, cannot be unseen; things read cannot be unread. Look, I like books too, but if you’re ever, ever thinking that celebrating that love in the form of a Sir Mix-a-Lot parody is a good idea, please, stop it. It was all I could do after reading this to convince myself that I shouldn’t chisel out my eyeballs with a rusty spork.

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