Just kidding. But while you’re waiting, why not consider someone else who’s yet to officially quit but still has no chance whatsoever?
Hillary Quits
"I live in D.C. and want local news."
"I believe in local journalism."
"Y'all are doing real local D.C. journalism."
"Washington City Paper has made me feel like I am part of the D.C. community."
Just kidding. But while you’re waiting, why not consider someone else who’s yet to officially quit but still has no chance whatsoever?