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This topic may be a bit unseemly, and I’m usually too apathetic (except, maybe, about foie gras) to start a movement, but someone has to say it. Ladies, you gotta stop this hovering over the toilet bullshit. Get your quad workout somewhere else. You hoverers are the ones causing the problem. You’re the ones splattering all over the seat. Leave aiming to the men. Sit down. The backs of your legs can’t pick up diseases. If everyone sits down, then the seat stays clean. Let’s work together. Let’s sit.