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People still don’t get it: Man with H.I.V. sent to prison for trying to contaminate a police officer with … his saliva.

California high court approves Satan’s plan.

Did two people need to die here? A former diplomat shot and killed his sickly wife after finding her collapsed on the sidewalk. Then he shot himself.

The Smithsonian pimps itself out.

Woe to Gossip Girl fans world-wide, the CW is in trouble, and it’s all your fault.

Fun document from Princess Sparkle Pony: An appeals case from Texas in which the deadly weapon is none other than Baby Jesus!