The confessional of a cheating heart in the most recent New York magazine really got me going, as, I’m sure, the editors hoped it would. This Philip Weiss guy has dug about a millimeter into the subject and come up with scientific proof men just can’t help sticking it in other women for a little variety! And enough with that female morality bull! Can’t American ladies just be a bit more French! (I mean, really, I think we already are. It’s just that we don’t talk about it.) I hope Weiss isn’t what galavanting young City Paper scribes grow up to become. (Sorry Franklin, just kidding.)

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