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The Washington Post has gone kid crazy lately, with huge stories on rich kids begging for a prom date (front page?), on the place oral sex has in kids’ lives, and now a series on obese kids.

A single story about rich, fat kids begging for oral sex at the prom would have sufficed.

Though perhaps Laura Sessions Stepp has already written that piece.