Possibly the most far-fetched Missed Connection ever:

hot blonde in the budweiser van – m4w – 28

you pulled up next to me at the light near the Exxon. We made eye contact and continued to drive next to each other up Wisconsin. At the next light, you gave me a wink and turned off before I had the chance to react. Maybe you’d like to take me for a test drive?

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