Our president is a bro’: witness the chest bump. The guy who initiated the ritual man boob smack says he gave Bush “a little body language so he knew what I was about to do, so I didn’t knock the president on his rear.”Average is getting cheaper. Fancy more expensive.

The Post reports on a strange series of burglaries from deaf students near Gallaudette.

Apples and Bananas reminds us that strawberries and asparagus are here, and not for long. Time to stand in line at the farmer’s market.

Another happy reminder from WashCycle, as of Monday, DC won’t require cyclists to register their bikes, which almost none of them do anyway.