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The biggest laughs coming out of Al Franken’s senate campaign aren’t coming from the candidate.
Franken is being attacked about “Porn-o-Rama!,” an eight-year old parody he wrote for Playboy about a fictional virtual reality sex research facility. Bestiality and three-ways are part of the studies.
I never read the story, but it can’t be as hilarious as the fake offense Franken’s fellow Minnesotan Rep. Keith Ellison claimed to take.
“I have to ask myself, can I explain it to my 11-year-old daughter? I’d have considerable difficulty,” Ellison told the Associated Press.
Really, Keith? If it ever came to that, I’d think you’d have a tougher time explaining to your little girl’s mother why you left your old Playboys out for the kid to read.