Fine, Patrick, be that way. Yes, I thought your blind item yesterday was lame, but I was willing to let it go until this morning’s escalation brought out our competitive side. From now on, we’re making it our mission to own this story. So, if you’re a reporter/editor/blogger who’s having a colonoscopy (or, heck, any other medical intervention you care to name), drop us a line: colonoscopy@washingtoncitypaper.com. All tips will be kept anonymous. —-Mark Athitakis