Obama and Clinton hold a secret meeting, right under our noses. Meanwhile, get ready for ClintonsforMcCain.com.

More details on this weekend’s checkpoints in Trinidad.

The Prince of Petworth noted this precious quote from a local drunk in a meeting transcript on North Columbia Heights:

Anonymous resident (self-described drunk who hangs out in the park): people in the park aren’t that bad, come on into the park, we welcome kids, we welcome the church.

Must-have from Craigslist: decapitated dolls! (Found by Mark Pike.)

Who’s for hose? Jezebel considers the very D.C. fashion question.