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I’ve seen some far-fetched real estate advertisements in my day. But, this one takes the cake. I give you D.C.’s very own “$359900 RARE FIND 3BR/2BA LUXURY CONDO (NE, DC, Trinidad )” and the agent’s remarks on craigslist (with a few blogger annotations in bold).

If you’ve never experienced the thrill of hearing gunshots as you sit down to dinner, then THIS RARE FIND is for you. Oh yes, this 3BR/2BA CONDO, INCL PARKING just in case you ever need to get away! JUST REDUCED $20,000! ONE YEAR CONDO FEE AND ALARM MONITORING—-sort of a necessity—-PAID BY SELLER! Convenient access to public trans, Florida Ave, North Cap St, NY Ave/295. Spacious and comfortable living with over 1400 sf of oversized rooms and XTRA LG BDRMS, providing plenty of space to distance your beds from incoming bullets and/or put up barricades by the windows. Offering a modern lifestyle w/top-of-line gourmet kit, great nat lite, crown molding and much more, A MUST SEE!

For more pictures, see the advertisement