The online component of our all-encompassing, incontrovertible Hoods & Services issue—your inexhaustive guide to D.C.’s neighborhoods—has gone live, people. And unlike with that dead-tree version right now in a box near you, you can instantly tell us what you think. Every hood profile has a comments section, so if our failsafe assessments of where you live fail to define it to your liking (the nerve!), why not let us know?

Have at it, D.C. We’ll run the especially fun/acerbic stuff in next week’s paper.