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…and if all that hype just isn’t doing it for you, kindly dig the following video.

It’s a peek into the world of hard-nosed neighborhood reporting—and it captures the breakneck pace of a daily news cycle.

What does an alt-weekly know about that breakneck pace, you ask? Watch and see, folks. Watch and see.