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First the out-of-town eggers, now this disturbing news from the Cleveland Park listserv:

Not only have eggings taken place since about 3 weeks ago or so, but obscenities have been chalked onto sidewalks. And another thing: I’m sorry to have to go into details on this, but sticky-backed sanitary pads have been left on sidewalks and grassy areas in the Ordway Street/34th Place area. One was stuck to a construction barrier and had a red swastika painted on it. One such pad had a red jelly matter spread on it and was left in the grassy curb space. These have been cleaned up by residents.

No word yet from police on any investigation. I really do hope it was jelly, probably some unfamiliar brand.