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It’s here. Former Gawker Emily Gould’s book proposal. According to New York, it’s “a first-person “assortment of semi-cautionary tales,”… with chapters organized around Emily’s tattoos.” Somehow, even if I had tattoos, I don’t think I could sell a book on my crazy misadventures in alt-weeklies.