Dan Snyder‘s piteous theme park chain, Six Flags, is imploding as we speak.

The company announced this evening that Dwight Schar, Snyder’s partner in the Washington Redskins and in the investment group that took over the Six Flags board in 2005, has just dumped TWO MILLION of his Six Flags (SIX) shares.

“I very much believe in the Company, the management team and the extraordinary progress they are making in the turnaround,” Schar said in a press release announcing his huge Six Flags selloff.

We believe everything you say, Dwight!

Oh, wait! No we don’t!

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