The espresso war is raging in Arlington. This guy can’t show his face at Murky anymore. I guess I can understand wanting coffee the way you want it — but sometimes you just don’t argue with the barista. So they don’t serve espresso on ice. So what? Do you really need to yell and scream at the under-paid student who makes your drink? Do you really need to leave this in the tip jar?

And really, what kind of dweeb throws a temper tantrum in a public place and then goes online to complain about how badly he was treated? His rant inspired threats from Murky’s owner, specifically:

F*@k you, Jeff Simmermon. Considering your public threat of arson, you’ll understand when I say that if you ever show your face at my shop, I’ll punch you in your dick.”