City Paper is not for tourists
As you can see by this sticker, which is attached to its side, the refrigerator in the employee lounge (the good one, not the one for editorial) is important to this company. If for some reason you see this refrigerator anywhere besides the employee lounge, please let us know.
It shouldn’t be hard to spot—-it has had the same metal bowl on top for the whole two years I’ve worked here. There used to be a magnet shaped like a laptop that said “You’ve got mail!” when you pressed a button, but some sharp-eyed nostalgia collector snapped that up. Now there’s a smiley-face magnet and a couple Alison Bechdel strips.
After the jump, some situations in which you might find our fridge.
1. Reviewing Iranian weapons with President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
2. Writing a column for BusinessWeek
CALL 202-332-2100! PLEASE! AND ASK IT TO PASS ON MY CLIPS!
3. Being balanced on one finger by God-strong preacher Joel Osteen
CALL 202-332-2100 FOR THE FRIDGE’S BEST LIFE NOW!
4. Cavorting in waterways with hip Brooklyn musicians MGMT
DUDE, CALL 202-332-2100