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From an anonymous tipster, not a wire report:

Guy leaves the Washington Post building, carrying a printout with the unmistakable header of something from the Post CMS. He starts editing it, using a nearby Express box as a writing surface.

Pedestrian squeezes past apparent staffer and pulls out an Express.

Postie: [Deadpan] You know, I strongly encourage you to buy the paper.

Pedestrian: [Totally taken off-guard] Um, I subscribe to the Sunday edition, I swear!