It’s sad to see Paul Lo Duca and Felipe Lopez go but hard not to be excited about the Nats’ new shortstop (I had trouble finding a photo; think this is him).

Exciting new changes around Nationals Park to come:

  • Feeding Dmitri Young Ho Hos till he confesses to stealing your lunch: Probably not illegal
  • Front-office hirings: Recent Patrick Henry College grads encouraged to apply
  • There will be no appeal if you’re sent down to Potomac