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Someone has cannibalized the artfully suspended bike on the corner of Champlain and Euclid Streets NW, removing its wheels. Hey, wheelsets are expensive. If this is your bike, you better come get it before its frame, cryptically locked in mid-air, is all that remains. And if you don’t mind, please leave a note explaining your motivation because I’m going coconuts trying to figure it out.

Photo by Ted Scheinman