City Paper is not for tourists
Evangelical hottie alert! Today, Chinatown’s Madame Tussauds wax museum welcomes three new carved celebs: Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas, those wholesome little handsomes better known as “The Jonas Brothers.” Between 1:30 and 2:30 today, the real brothers Jonas will be on hand at the museum’s 1025 F Street location to hang with the wax versions of themselves. But before you fake your way out of school, be advised—-only the first 50 visitors waiting in line today will get in to see the curly-haired cuties. And according to Tussauds PR, real Jonas fans have been waiting in line for, like, ever.
Still, there might be a benefit to waiting for the real bros to exit the building. According to (sigh) “Rachel’s Washington, DC Blog” on About.com, visitors to the wax likenesses “will be able to pick up a Gibson guitar or sit behind a set of drums and jam with the Jonas Brothers … they will also be able to take photos with, hug and even kiss the figures.” Kissing on the real Kevin, Joe, and Nick—-all of whom wear purity rings on their left hands to show their commitment to stay chaste until marriage—-might be more difficult.