City Paper is not for tourists
Yesterday, a Jonas brother, a Jonas brother, and a Jonas brother (L to R) dropped by the District to pose alongside their very own Madame Tussauds wax likenesses, monuments to youth which will remain frozen in time as the brothers themselves slowly succumb to the winds of Time.
Tight! “As you can imagine,” writes M.T. PR, “the unveiling of music megastars/teen sensation the Jonas Brothers at Madame Tussauds in Washington D.C. was very successful.” So successful, according to Tussauds, that some fans “even slept on the street for 2 nights and 2 days to be first in line.” Impressed by D.C.’s dedication, Tussauds decided to throw caution to the wind and let 100 waiting fans inside to chill with the bros—-twice the number they had previously planned to let in. The results were harrowing:
Photos courtesy Jeffrey Snyder/Madame Tussauds Washington D.C.