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From the Post, Metro might give us shorties something to hold onto.

The Christian Science Monitor reports that Cindy McCain sorta kinda made up that whole Mother Teresa story.

Meanwhile, the Christian Scientists are still suing D.C. to save their Brutalist building downtown. D.C. likes Brutal buildings.

Heads up bikers: police are ticketing errant cyclists on New Hampshire Avenue, via Greater Greater Washington.

Slasher claymation is scary in a friendly way.