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Today’s Washington Post features the latest skirmish in the 100 Years Kerfuffle between the paper’s Redskins beat writer/blogger, Jason La Canfora, and the team’s Mr. Everything, Vinny Cerrato.

La Canfora softened up Cerrato early in the piece with several glowing references to the de facto GM’s competence and all sorts of feints about the mythical Sean Taylor.

And with Cerrato off balance from all La Canfora’s niceties — there’s not a single mention of when Taylor made Williams look doucheish by lying to the coach about his guilt in the Tampa Bay Spitting Massacre of 2006, their most momentous chapter together on the national stage — the writer landed his now-traditional haymaker:

“Cerrato declined to comment for this story.™”

Bam! There it is! Again!

Standing eight, at the very least. Overall, I scored it as 10-8 round in favor of the media guy.