I’m neither young enough nor blond enough. If you are, private dancer, your life is calling from the Cleveland Park Listserv:

I am planning my 5-year old’s birthday party and thinking of trying to have a Hannah Montana impersonator. I don’t want to pay for a fortune for a professional. Are there any local teens or college students who either happen to look like HM or have a wig etc and are willing to lip synch and dance to entertain a handful of star-struck 5-year olds?

Katherine R. Idaho Ave.