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Chris Rockwell, editor of the new blog, Sansconnie: DC on Schoolnights, says his site offers the city’s only unbiased nightlife agenda. “Our authors are only the truly depraved and will exploit a bar, restaurant, golf course etc. to the limits of it’s decency and legality,” he wrote in an email. Indeed! Rockwell himself, apparently on a date, dutifully reported on the prospects of picking up chicks at a gay bar. The site is looking for contributors: “We are looking for new contributors who can exhibit depraved judgment and a rapist wit. If you’ve got a murderboner then you’re perfect.” Don’t hold back!