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If there’s one thing we can recognize around here, it’s gallows humor, and Chico Harlan snuck in a nice dig at the 100-losses-here-we-come Nats in today’s Post. In an item about the final game at Yankee Stadium, Harlan reported that one of the invitees to the celebration was Aaron Boone, the hero of the 2003 ALCS. Alas:

Boone declined: A prior commitment required him to play for the Washington Nationals.