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Yes, Sam Sweeny, your article on the City Paper is pretty good. But saying I look like the “bald record store clerk from High Fidelity” is just plain baldism. Here’s Todd Louiso‘s IMDB page—-if anyone around here looks like him, it’s Moyer. Me, I’m more like Dean Stockwell with a shaved head.

Compare photos below. I’m the one with the glasses.