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In appreciation of the speed with which our own management has us hurtling down the highway to hell, there will be no state of Six Flags post today from City Desk.

But keep the dial right here for all future breaking news from Dan Snyder’s Six Flags soap opera.*

*Though from reading that piece linked above I gather that now might be a fabulous time to start looking for an alternative source to get all the bad news, all the time about Six Flags. Not a sermon, just a thought.